800 Pound Gorilla Comedy Exports

Rank 2

@jcsinca3387

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67 likes

“I think New Zealand has an Air Force too! I was in Africa on a humanitarian mission in the early 90s, in Entebbe, Uganda, and it was a joint service United Nations support mission so we had US Army, Air Force and Marines there with all of our toys. Canada was there with us too and this well maintained C-130 shows up and I'm pretty sure it was all Kiwis from New Zealand and there was at least one girl in their crew and the whole crew starts downloading these 50 pound or more grain sacks off their plane. BY HAND! And us being lazy US Air Force people we were smoking these huge Havana cigars sitting in our bobtail laughing as they busted their asses and then I went up and said "Hey, you guys want a forklift?" and they were like "No shit? Really" and we brought them over a forklift to finish the download and they were just so grateful. So yeah, that was back when America actually had allies that we hadn't fucked over yet and we all worked together and America was not being assholes to our allies. Those were the days...”

Rank 3

@robert-trading-as-Bob69

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61 likes

“Hurry up? Na, it's COME QUICKLY...”

Rank 4

@ArchelausH

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53 likes

“Some CSM somewhere is proudly watching him display a good march - even if it was a little exuberant going beyond parallel”

Rank 5

@oggaBugga

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48 likes

“Thought he was talking sh*t, but can confirm, the hand signals are legit.”