*Choose Your Own Adventure: Dream Date With EXO Edition* Sehun: being bored on our date Suho: writing me a love letter right in front of me instead of doing it in advance Kyungsoo: shooting a yogurt ad instead of talking to me Baekhyun: ignoring me completely Kai: using my eyes as mirrors Chanyeol: slobbering my bread Xiumin: giving me diabetes Yixing: clearly experiencing a language barrier Kim Trolldae: rehearsing his proposal on our first date and then fucking leaving