@DrowsyRigby

To be honest, I definitely was NOT mentally prepared to learn this.

New fear unlocked: “the falling bullet”

The most expensive solution to weight loss problems in America.

Finally, some taser lore.

If you use an ear candle, you will no longer hear facts.

When you fill up your car, you’re pumping facts.

So with this logic, if you instead intially chose blue, then it's better to switch to yellow.

If your feet are on the dashboard during a car crash, YOU become the statistic.

This is poor marketing from Panera’s part. They even allowed unlimited refills for these charged lemonades and ended up costing the lives of those who just wanted a refreshing drink.

This makes me appreciate that my body fully remains intact.

“You have inhaled too much helium. What are your final words?” “Yikes.” ☠️

Whenever you eat food, you're spitting out facts.

Fun fact: These pens were used by pilots in WWII to help them navigate and these pens did not leak in the air.

"Are zombies real?" Zack: "It depends."

The heart is pumping facts.

"Finally, some insulin lore."

Even if you’re upside down, you’re still swallowing facts.

If your tooth has a compartment, then you’re hiding facts.

Whenever you insert your key, you're unlocking facts.

Roosevelt was built so different he even described himself as “fit as a Bull Moose.”