Vsauce
- Commenters
- 1.6K
- Top comment
- 1M
- Typical top
- 64.7K
- Hit 10K+
- 98.5%
Commenters 1301 to 1325
“Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what”
“I never realized Vsauce was once a child and not always this age”
“GET THEM FLOCK CAMERA CANDIES FOLKS!!”
“I swear michael is just an SCP escaping containment to make these videos every once in a while.”
“"Let's cut Mount Everest in half!" Vsauce once again revealing his eventual super villain intentions.”
“Vsauce is living proof that evolution exists.”
“That painter's collick joke is damn gold. The woman had so much makeup on that the kisser fell ill.”
“In an alternate universe Michael is a serial killer who kills his victims by telling them weird facts in a toned that continuously grows more aggressive with each fact. He'd be know as The Brainteaser who searches for something he calls The "Vsauce"”
“Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.”
“Driving fast makes you live longer kids”
““You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.”
“When I die I would taxidermied with my limbs spread out into a position resembling an X, and mounted to a ceiling fan in my living room.”
“proof that Michael isn't actually happy by default. he has straight bored face while turning off”
“Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.”
“The sudden cut to black at the end was chilling. To think your life could end so quick and you’d never know how”
“Michael:*robs a bank* Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen””
“I suddenly have a great urge to buy a gyroscope”
“Michael calling us a kugelblitz is just his nicer way of calling us dense. EDIT 10/4/2025: Somehow the comment section went from people thinking this joke was funny, to calling blonde people stupid and somehow, something something Donald Trump... wtf”
“Vsauce: *goes somewhere for a 30 second clip* Tom Scott: “finally a worthy competitor””
“I hate to admit that I'm so old that I actually watched that "I've got a Secret" episode when I was a kid when it first aired. Life goes quickly folks, make every day count.”
“Girl: I like you.. but as a friend. I'm sorry.. Guy: Am i getting friendzoned? Girl: Umm yes... i think so.. Michael: *OR AM I?* **Vsauce music plays**”
“I’m glad Tic Tac Toe got an update it shows that the developers still care about the game and fandom”
“Thank god YouTube made these longer. We are ever so slightly closer to full length Vsauce 😢”
“I said 3 of spades, forgot what a spade looked like, and was momentarily shocked”
““Ay bro, what you listening to?” “Continental Drip.””
Top comments
Did you try hitting it with another Masterlock
I did NOT expect a sudden flip to the anti-flock camera rant Holy based
“ *even though I AM* “
Stop trying to hide your incredible strength Vsauce, we know you’re holding yourself back
Michael always knows the location of uranus.
Whoever came up with the idea to name emordnilaps by spelling palindrome backwords is an absolute genius.
The answer is ONLY. Was stoned enough to do the maze.
“It didn’t happen because I’m so strong, EVEN THOUGH I AM” Vsauce just proved his forbidden power
Only michael can make my lazy ass solve a maze
Another plug for Uranus.
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