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Commenters 1301 to 1325

  1. Rank 1301@Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD

    1 comment

    13.1K likes

    “Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what”

  2. Rank 1302@eyaph
    @eyaph

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “I never realized Vsauce was once a child and not always this age”

  3. Rank 1303@n0sutaru
    @n0sutaru

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “GET THEM FLOCK CAMERA CANDIES FOLKS!!”

  4. Rank 1304@bobbabouy853713K likes

    “I swear michael is just an SCP escaping containment to make these videos every once in a while.”

  5. Rank 1305@soulechelon264313K likes

    “"Let's cut Mount Everest in half!" Vsauce once again revealing his eventual super villain intentions.”

  6. Rank 1306@Disaster_Dog
    @Disaster_Dog

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “Vsauce is living proof that evolution exists.”

  7. Rank 1307@maxz69
    @maxz69

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “That painter's collick joke is damn gold. The woman had so much makeup on that the kisser fell ill.”

  8. Rank 1308@Vareon-r1h
    @Vareon-r1h

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “In an alternate universe Michael is a serial killer who kills his victims by telling them weird facts in a toned that continuously grows more aggressive with each fact. He'd be know as The Brainteaser who searches for something he calls The "Vsauce"”

  9. Rank 1309@TheGobinator
    @TheGobinator

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.”

  10. Rank 1310@prebenkjernsby631213K likes

    “Driving fast makes you live longer kids”

  11. Rank 1311@Susanchacon197912.9K likes

    ““You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.”

  12. Rank 1312@kevingonci280712.9K likes

    “When I die I would taxidermied with my limbs spread out into a position resembling an X, and mounted to a ceiling fan in my living room.”

  13. Rank 1313@hypergalacticnoodles12.9K likes

    “proof that Michael isn't actually happy by default. he has straight bored face while turning off”

  14. Rank 1314@Downbubbles2
    @Downbubbles2

    1 comment

    12.9K likes

    “Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.”

  15. Rank 1315@saltboat5091
    @saltboat5091

    1 comment

    12.9K likes

    “The sudden cut to black at the end was chilling. To think your life could end so quick and you’d never know how”

  16. Rank 1316@splinterun900512.9K likes

    “Michael:*robs a bank* Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen””

  17. Rank 1317@taxavoider988912.9K likes

    “I suddenly have a great urge to buy a gyroscope”

  18. Rank 1318@TimCan144
    @TimCan144

    1 comment

    12.8K likes

    “Michael calling us a kugelblitz is just his nicer way of calling us dense. EDIT 10/4/2025: Somehow the comment section went from people thinking this joke was funny, to calling blonde people stupid and somehow, something something Donald Trump... wtf”

  19. Rank 1319@Jinx-rj7kx
    @Jinx-rj7kx

    1 comment

    12.8K likes

    “Vsauce: *goes somewhere for a 30 second clip* Tom Scott: “finally a worthy competitor””

  20. Rank 1320@georgespalding764012.8K likes

    “I hate to admit that I'm so old that I actually watched that "I've got a Secret" episode when I was a kid when it first aired. Life goes quickly folks, make every day count.”

  21. Rank 1321@schlaemzas
    @schlaemzas

    1 comment

    12.8K likes

    “Girl: I like you.. but as a friend. I'm sorry.. Guy: Am i getting friendzoned? Girl: Umm yes... i think so.. Michael: *OR AM I?* **Vsauce music plays**”

  22. Rank 1322@SimplyTrulyNothing12.7K likes

    “I’m glad Tic Tac Toe got an update it shows that the developers still care about the game and fandom”

  23. Rank 1323@jvdos
    @jvdos

    1 comment

    12.7K likes

    “Thank god YouTube made these longer. We are ever so slightly closer to full length Vsauce 😢”

  24. Rank 1324@IncognitaKari12.7K likes

    “I said 3 of spades, forgot what a spade looked like, and was momentarily shocked”

  25. Rank 1325@rodenjaldinhartsough573912.7K likes

    ““Ay bro, what you listening to?” “Continental Drip.””

Top comments

  1. Rank 1@Joshlabs_offical@Joshlabs_offical165.6K likes

    Did you try hitting it with another Masterlock

    Can I Crack This Lock?3mo agoView on YouTube
  2. Rank 2@Cera_01@Cera_01173K likes

    I did NOT expect a sudden flip to the anti-flock camera rant Holy based

    I Just Committed NOT A Crime3mo agoView on YouTube
  3. Rank 3@TheFanciestFrenchie@TheFanciestFrenchie138.8K likes

    “ *even though I AM* “

    Thermite Balls11mo agoView on YouTube
  4. Rank 4@Kulkogo@Kulkogo262.3K likes

    Stop trying to hide your incredible strength Vsauce, we know you’re holding yourself back

    2 Inertia Tricks11mo agoView on YouTube
  5. Rank 5@TwinSapphireStars@TwinSapphireStars250.9K likes

    Michael always knows the location of uranus.

    A Cosmic Coincidence12mo agoView on YouTube
  6. Rank 6@raymondmeyers8983@raymondmeyers8983246.3K likes

    Whoever came up with the idea to name emordnilaps by spelling palindrome backwords is an absolute genius.

    I Built An Emordnilap Machine1y agoView on YouTube
  7. Rank 7@aquabuddha@aquabuddha344.2K likes

    The answer is ONLY. Was stoned enough to do the maze.

    Can You Solve This Word Puzzle?2y agoView on YouTube
  8. Rank 8@Master_Player900@Master_Player9001M likes

    “It didn’t happen because I’m so strong, EVEN THOUGH I AM” Vsauce just proved his forbidden power

    Thermite Balls3y agoView on YouTube
  9. Rank 9@Sweettooth1231@Sweettooth1231367.5K likes

    Only michael can make my lazy ass solve a maze

    Can You Solve This Word Puzzle?2y agoView on YouTube
  10. Rank 10@badhombre4942@badhombre4942132.6K likes

    Another plug for Uranus.

    A Cosmic Coincidence12mo agoView on YouTube

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