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Commenters 1301 to 1325

  1. Rank 1301@Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD

    1 comment

    13.1K likes

    “Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what”

  2. Rank 1302@eyaph
    @eyaph

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “I never realized Vsauce was once a child and not always this age”

  3. Rank 1303@n0sutaru
    @n0sutaru

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “GET THEM FLOCK CAMERA CANDIES FOLKS!!”

  4. Rank 1304@bobbabouy853713K likes

    “I swear michael is just an SCP escaping containment to make these videos every once in a while.”

  5. Rank 1305@soulechelon264313K likes

    “"Let's cut Mount Everest in half!" Vsauce once again revealing his eventual super villain intentions.”

  6. Rank 1306@Disaster_Dog
    @Disaster_Dog

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “Vsauce is living proof that evolution exists.”

  7. Rank 1307@maxz69
    @maxz69

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “That painter's collick joke is damn gold. The woman had so much makeup on that the kisser fell ill.”

  8. Rank 1308@Vareon-r1h
    @Vareon-r1h

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “In an alternate universe Michael is a serial killer who kills his victims by telling them weird facts in a toned that continuously grows more aggressive with each fact. He'd be know as The Brainteaser who searches for something he calls The "Vsauce"”

  9. Rank 1309@TheGobinator
    @TheGobinator

    1 comment

    13K likes

    “Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.”

  10. Rank 1310@prebenkjernsby631213K likes

    “Driving fast makes you live longer kids”

  11. Rank 1311@Susanchacon197912.9K likes

    ““You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.”

  12. Rank 1312@kevingonci280712.9K likes

    “When I die I would taxidermied with my limbs spread out into a position resembling an X, and mounted to a ceiling fan in my living room.”

  13. Rank 1313@hypergalacticnoodles12.9K likes

    “proof that Michael isn't actually happy by default. he has straight bored face while turning off”

  14. Rank 1314@Downbubbles2
    @Downbubbles2

    1 comment

    12.9K likes

    “Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.”

  15. Rank 1315@saltboat5091
    @saltboat5091

    1 comment

    12.9K likes

    “The sudden cut to black at the end was chilling. To think your life could end so quick and you’d never know how”

  16. Rank 1316@splinterun900512.9K likes

    “Michael:*robs a bank* Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen””

  17. Rank 1317@taxavoider988912.9K likes

    “I suddenly have a great urge to buy a gyroscope”

  18. Rank 1318@TimCan144
    @TimCan144

    1 comment

    12.8K likes

    “Michael calling us a kugelblitz is just his nicer way of calling us dense. EDIT 10/4/2025: Somehow the comment section went from people thinking this joke was funny, to calling blonde people stupid and somehow, something something Donald Trump... wtf”

  19. Rank 1319@Jinx-rj7kx
    @Jinx-rj7kx

    1 comment

    12.8K likes

    “Vsauce: *goes somewhere for a 30 second clip* Tom Scott: “finally a worthy competitor””

  20. Rank 1320@georgespalding764012.8K likes

    “I hate to admit that I'm so old that I actually watched that "I've got a Secret" episode when I was a kid when it first aired. Life goes quickly folks, make every day count.”

  21. Rank 1321@schlaemzas
    @schlaemzas

    1 comment

    12.8K likes

    “Girl: I like you.. but as a friend. I'm sorry.. Guy: Am i getting friendzoned? Girl: Umm yes... i think so.. Michael: *OR AM I?* **Vsauce music plays**”

  22. Rank 1322@SimplyTrulyNothing12.7K likes

    “I’m glad Tic Tac Toe got an update it shows that the developers still care about the game and fandom”

  23. Rank 1323@jvdos
    @jvdos

    1 comment

    12.7K likes

    “Thank god YouTube made these longer. We are ever so slightly closer to full length Vsauce 😢”

  24. Rank 1324@IncognitaKari12.7K likes

    “I said 3 of spades, forgot what a spade looked like, and was momentarily shocked”

  25. Rank 1325@rodenjaldinhartsough573912.7K likes

    ““Ay bro, what you listening to?” “Continental Drip.””

Top comments

  1. Rank 1@Master_Player900@Master_Player9001M likes

    “It didn’t happen because I’m so strong, EVEN THOUGH I AM” Vsauce just proved his forbidden power

    Thermite Balls3y agoView on YouTube
  2. Rank 2@cl4ud1us43@cl4ud1us43553.3K likes

    Nothing can stop Michael right now, he started eating raw metals

    The Only Element You Can Chew Like Gum3y agoView on YouTube
  3. Rank 3@deadlysin8413@deadlysin8413438.9K likes

    If Vsauce didn't upload anymore, we know that he ate the wrong silica gel Or did he?

    The Most Irresponsible Thing I Own4y agoView on YouTube
  4. Rank 4@lbow5479@lbow5479424.6K likes

    that's the slickest move a book cover designer could've made damn

    O.J.'s 'Confession'4y agoView on YouTube
  5. Rank 5@elias4374@elias4374418.3K likes

    Vsauce just casually spoiled the entire book

    ABC3D4y agoView on YouTube
  6. Rank 6@Sweettooth1231@Sweettooth1231367.5K likes

    Only michael can make my lazy ass solve a maze

    Can You Solve This Word Puzzle?2y agoView on YouTube
  7. Rank 7@aquabuddha@aquabuddha344.2K likes

    The answer is ONLY. Was stoned enough to do the maze.

    Can You Solve This Word Puzzle?2y agoView on YouTube
  8. Rank 8@andreithepro3708@andreithepro3708331.4K likes

    Oed the gh?

    Forbidden Spellings3y agoView on YouTube
  9. Rank 9@Rusty_Spy@Rusty_Spy320.7K likes

    Michael is slowly reverting back to his primordial form

    the circle dot trick4y agoView on YouTube
  10. Rank 10@supers0n1cb00m@supers0n1cb00m301.3K likes

    I love how in this short Michael was completely serious, no jokes or gags. Just showing respect to someone who did not get it in his time.

    The Man Who Saved The World1y agoView on YouTube

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