Vsauce

Rank 126

@CJTheKitty

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108.4K likes

“Hey Vsauce, Caleb Johnson here... 6 years later and I never forgot about this challenge at your Mind Field filming. So satisfying to finally hear that I got closest. Still have the book that you signed for me :)”

Rank 127

@TrulyCuriousHominid

2 comments

108.1K likes

“Watching a Vsauce short is like taking a shower and halfway through realizing you’re not in your house and water isn’t real. Edit: every month I’m going to post a motivational message to anyone who sees this (9/21/25) Never be afraid to try—tomorrow isn’t promised, so make today count. (10/21/25) “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” — Nelson Mandela (11/27/25) “Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.” — Henry Ford "If you're going through hell, keep going" -Winston Churchill (12/29/25) "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results," - Albert Einstein (1/25/26) "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." — Winston Churchill (2/25/26) “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak” - Sun Tzu, Art of War (3/26/26) “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing," -Winston Churchill (4/29/26) Now to fill the rest of the room here is hey vsauce Michael here in 100 diffrence languages 1. English: Hey Vsauce, Michael here. 2. Spanish: Hola Vsauce, aquí Michael. 3. French: Salut Vsauce, ici Michael. 4. German: Hallo Vsauce, Michael hier. 5. Italian: Ciao Vsauce, qui Michael. 6. Portuguese: Olá Vsauce, aqui é o Michael. 7. Dutch: Hallo Vsauce, Michael hier. 8. Russian: Привет, Vsauce, Михаил здесь. 9. Chinese (Simplified): 嘿 Vsauce，我是迈克尔。 10. Japanese: ヘイ Vsauce、マイケルです。 11. Korean: 헤이 Vsauce, 마이클입니다. 12. Arabic: .مرحباً فايスوس، مايكل هنا 13. Hindi: हे Vsauce, यहाँ माइकल है। 14. Bengali: হে Vsauce, আমি মাইকেল। 15. Punjabi: ਹੇ Vsauce, ਮਾਈਕਲ ਇੱਥੇ ਹੈ। 16. Telugu: హే Vsauce, ఇక్కడ మైఖేల్. 17. Marathi: हे Vsauce, मायकेल येथे आहे। 18. Tamil: ஹே Vsauce, மைக்கேல் இங்கே. 19. Urdu: .ہیلو Vsauce، مائیکل یہاں ہے 20. Gujarati: હે Vsauce, અહીં માઇકલ છે. 21. Kannada: ಹೇ Vsauce, ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಮೈಕೆಲ್. 22. Malayalam: ဟே Vsauce, మైకల్ ഇവിടെയുണ്ട്. 23. Odia: ହେ Vsauce, ମାଇକେଲ୍ ଏଠାରେ । 24. Vietnamese: Xin chào Vsauce, Michael ở đây. 25. Tagalog: Hey Vsauce, si Michael dito. 26. Indonesian: Halo Vsauce, Michael di sini. 27. Malay: Hai Vsauce, Michael di sini. 28. Thai: เฮ้ Vsauce ไมเคิลที่นี่ 29. Turkish: Merhaba Vsauce, Michael burada. 30. Persian: .سلام Vsauce، مایکل اینجاست 31. Polish: Hej Vsauce, Michael tutaj. 32. Ukrainian: Привіт Vsauce, Майкл тут. 33. Romanian: Salut Vsauce, Michael aici. 34. Dutch (Flemish): Hey Vsauce, Michael hier. 35. Greek: Γεια σου Vsauce, Μάικλ εδώ. 36. Czech: Ahoj Vsauce, tady Michael. 37. Swedish: Hej Vsauce, Michael här. 38. Norwegian: Hei Vsauce, Michael her. 39. Danish: Hej Vsauce, Michael her. 40. Finnish: Hei Vsauce, Michael tässä. 41. Hungarian: Szia Vsauce, Michael vagyok. 42. Hebrew: .היי Vsauce, מייקל כאן 43. Slovak: Ahoj Vsauce, tu je Michael. 44. Bulgarian: Здравей Vsauce, Майкъл тук. 45. Croatian: Hej Vsauce, Michael ovdje. 46. Serbian: Хеј Vsauce, Мајкл овде. 47. Lithuanian: Sveiki Vsauce, čia Michaelas. 48. Latvian: Sveiki Vsauce, šeit Maikls. 49. Estonian: Hei Vsauce, Michael siin. 50. Slovenian: Živjo Vsauce, Michael tukaj. 51. Irish: Haigh Vsauce, Michael anseo. 52. Welsh: Helo Vsauce, Michael yma. 53. Scottish Gaelic: Halò Vsauce, Michael an seo. 54. Icelandic: Hæ Vsauce, Michael hér. 55. Albanian: Hej Vsauce, Michael këtu. 56. Macedonian: Здраво Vsauce, Мајкл овде. 57. Georgian: ჰეი Vsauce, მაიკლი აქ არის. 58. Armenian: Հեյ Vsauce, Մայքլն է այստեղ: 59. Azerbaijani: Salam Vsauce, Maykl buradadır. 60. Kazakh: Сәлем Vsauce, Майкл осында. 61. Uzbek: Salom Vsauce, Maykl shu yerda. 62. Turkmen: Salam Vsauce, Maýkl şu ýerde. 63. Kyrgyz: Салам Vsauce, Майкл ушул жерде. 64. Tajikistan: Салом Vsauce, Майкл инҷост. 65. Mongolian: Хэй Vsauce, Майкл энд байна. 66. Nepali: हे Vsauce, माइकल यहाँ छ। 67. Sinhala: හේ Vsauce, මයිකල් මෙතන. 68. Swahili: Haya Vsauce, Michael hapa. 69. Zulu: Sawubona Vsauce, uMichael lapha. 70. Xhosa: Molo Vsauce, uMichael apha. 71. Afrikaans: Haai Vsauce, Michael hier. 72. Amharic: ሰላም Vsauce, ማይክል እዚህ አለ። 73. Yoruba: Hey Vsauce, Michael nibi. 74. Igbo: Hey Vsauce, Michael ebe a. 75. Hausa: Sannu Vsauce, Michael yana nan. 76. Malagasy: Hey Vsauce, Michael eto. 77. Somali: Hey Vsauce, Michael halkaan jooga. 78. Maori: Kia ora Vsauce, ko Michael tenei. 79. Samoan: Talofa Vsauce, Michael iinei. 80. Fijian: Bula Vsauce, o Michael eke. 81. Hawaiian: Aloha Vsauce, ʻo Michael maʻaneʻi. 82. Basque: Kaixo Vsauce, Michael hemen. 83. Catalan: Hola Vsauce, en Michael aquí. 84. Galician: Ola Vsauce, Michael aquí. 85. Esperanto: Saluton Vsauce, Michael ĉi tie. 86. Latin: Heus Vsauce, Michael hic. 87. Luxembourgish: Moien Vsauce, de Michael hei. 88. Maltese: Hey Vsauce, Michael hawn. 89. Yiddish: .היי Vsauce, מיכאל דאָ 90. Khmer: សួស្តី Vsauce, ម៉ៃឃើល នៅទីនេះ។ 91. Lao: ສະບាយດີ Vsauce, ໄມເຄິល ຢູ່ບ່อนນີ້. 92. Burmese: ဟေး Vsauce ၊ မိုက်ကယ် ဒီမှာပါ။ 93. Sinhalese: ဟေး Vsauce, මයිකල් මෙතන။ 94. Pashto: .سلام Vsauce، مائیکل دلته دی 95. Kurdish: Silav Vsauce, Michael li vir e. 96. Sindhi: هاءِ Vsauce، مائيڪل هتي. 97. Bosnian: Hej Vsauce, Michael ovdje. 98. Cebuano: Hey Vsauce, si Michael dinhi. 99. Javanese: Hey Vsauce, Michael kene. 100. Sundanese: Hey Vsauce, Michael di dieu.”

Rank 128

@vlad_vlad_vlad_vlad_vlad

1 comment

108K likes

“That's an anti-puzzle. The only way to get a wrong answer is to think about the solution.”

Rank 129

@Primax_GT8392

1 comment

107.7K likes

“Not cutting the end sort of became his own signature thing”

Rank 130

@garfrockbreadtroll

1 comment

107.5K likes

“the fast forward logo was just to ease the viewer, in reality vsauce just sped up in real time at will”

Rank 131

@doodskie999

2 comments

106.2K likes

“You momma so old, it makes the Appalachian mountains look like a teenager -Vsauce probably”

Rank 132

@peaceOP

1 comment

105.9K likes

“Cameras was invented in 1816 Peoples before 1816 :”

Rank 133

@usamaepekonis

1 comment

105.5K likes

“Imagine playing poker and someone on your table has already memorized the anatomy so you can never bluff”

Rank 134

@ianmcgregor576

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105.1K likes

“There was no reason to cut it in half. He has gone mad with power”

Rank 135

@malwareinc

1 comment

105K likes

“This is the most normal Vsauce video in the past month.”

Rank 136

@sopranocs2

1 comment

104.9K likes

“Michael’s camera didn’t fall, Waldo finally found him.”

Rank 137

@Happymbm

2 comments

103.1K likes

“"It was a joke all along" Michael said with vengeance in his eyes”

Rank 138

@simonlong1121

1 comment

103K likes

“An actually sort of normal Vsauce video”

Rank 139

@Kfimenenpah

1 comment

102.4K likes

“The third error in the sentence being that there are only 2 is simply brilliant”

Rank 140

@thisisakoolname9927

1 comment

101.7K likes

“The man really pulled "I didn't kill her... Or did I?"”

Rank 141

@7chanconn7

2 comments

101K likes

“FYI to anyone buying it. The poison is sold separately”

Rank 142

@CDF_Cool_Cat

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100.5K likes

“Not Michael "Vsauce" Stevens just casually recording himself murdering an innocent flame in cold blood”

Rank 143

@S4F1C3

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99.6K likes

“Could they use all of their remaining propellant to push themselves out far enough to break into somewhere where falling back to Earth is not a concern?”

Rank 144

@SarahtheSabralover1

2 comments

99.4K likes

“Can't wait to see what 3 cuts can do!”

Rank 145

@MODEL_CITIZEN

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99.4K likes

“This is opposite to what Neil degrassse Tyson said-- who said on Rogan that the earth IS smoother than a billiard ball.”

Rank 146

@wowdogeful

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98.1K likes

“Thanks for this vital information; I'm currently only 5' 11", but I will keep this in mind for when I eventually grow up to be 620 miles.”

Rank 147

@Myrlaxen

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97.9K likes

“The most normal vsauce short to date”

Rank 148

@olgringold5142

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97.8K likes

“When everyone thinks independently, you get the wisdom of crowds. When everyone thinks together, it's the madness of crowds.”

Rank 149

@terrenusvitae

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97.6K likes

“Yeah... this is going to end up being the alcoholic's water bottle.”

Rank 150

@slahalo107

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97.3K likes

“That is one impressively strong jar for not being reduced to nothing when Michael used his strength”

Rank 1@Master_Player9001M likes

“It didn’t happen because I’m so strong, EVEN THOUGH I AM” Vsauce just proved his forbidden power

Rank 2@cl4ud1us43553.3K likes

Nothing can stop Michael right now, he started eating raw metals

Rank 3@deadlysin8413438.9K likes

If Vsauce didn't upload anymore, we know that he ate the wrong silica gel Or did he?

Rank 4@lbow5479424.6K likes

that's the slickest move a book cover designer could've made damn

Rank 5@elias4374418.3K likes

Vsauce just casually spoiled the entire book

Rank 6@Sweettooth1231367.5K likes

Only michael can make my lazy ass solve a maze

Rank 7@aquabuddha344.2K likes

The answer is ONLY. Was stoned enough to do the maze.

Rank 8@andreithepro3708331.4K likes

Oed the gh?

Rank 9@Rusty_Spy320.7K likes

Michael is slowly reverting back to his primordial form

Rank 10@supers0n1cb00m301.3K likes

I love how in this short Michael was completely serious, no jokes or gags. Just showing respect to someone who did not get it in his time.