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  1. Rank 1001@wauelm
    @wauelm

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    17.7K likes

    “Bro really tried to count all the points Dumbledore gave to Gryffindor”

  2. Rank 1002@sophisticautistic545317.7K likes

    “Micheal is the only person I know who can play a two player game by himself and make me feel like I lost.”

  3. Rank 1003@joelbalsters535217.7K likes

    “Holy shit he’s finally going crazy”

  4. Rank 1004@m0ssyst0nes__17.6K likes

    “the fact that the two shapes couldn’t ever be the same filled me with an unexplainable rage”

  5. Rank 1005@Lukwidity
    @Lukwidity

    1 comment

    17.6K likes

    “"Clouds are nice right?" "Yes, Michael. Yes they are." "What about nuclear mushroom clouds?" "Goddamnit Michael"”

  6. Rank 1006@SwiftCreationStudio17.6K likes

    “"Boredom dates back to ancient Pompeii" just wait a few years it gets more exciting trust me”

  7. Rank 1007@moneyman5202
    @moneyman5202

    1 comment

    17.6K likes

    “People think I'm smart because of you.”

  8. Rank 1008@oisinmaccumhaill703717.6K likes

    “My guess is that the year of Caesar’s birth was just written terribly, and he was actually born in 1787. Which would make him at least 60 years old at the time of that photograph being taken.”

  9. Rank 1009@tribalbird
    @tribalbird

    1 comment

    17.6K likes

    “Can you imagine hearing someone say “That man is running with my purse!” and you see a guy running on all 4s with the purse inside his mouth like some kind of dog.”

  10. Rank 1010@Mr47steam
    @Mr47steam

    1 comment

    17.6K likes

    “we all know vsauce IS the real how to basic”

  11. Rank 1011@whatifgaming166117.6K likes

    “Imagine Vsauce just made all that up because he doesnt want to admit he's eating silica”

  12. Rank 1012@TravisZed314
    @TravisZed314

    1 comment

    17.5K likes

    “Michael just wanted another opportunity to show off his Neutral Milk Postcard.”

  13. Rank 1013@yamjamjam
    @yamjamjam

    1 comment

    17.5K likes

    “i understood nothing but im glad this makes you happy”

  14. Rank 1014@extrantice
    @extrantice

    1 comment

    17.5K likes

    “36 - your body hasn't started falling apart yet, but you know how to navigate life more than in your twenties”

  15. Rank 1015@MistressSuki9217.4K likes

    “the fact HE WROTE A BOOK about that shit is evil.”

  16. Rank 1016@urann6561
    @urann6561

    1 comment

    17.4K likes

    “As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is”

  17. Rank 1017@thegeth4293
    @thegeth4293

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    17.4K likes

    “"this guy has been sitting in my restaurant for 10 minutes talking to himself and hasn't ordered anything" Update circa july 2020: aparantly im an idiot and he has both a milkshake and a cookie. I am so sorry to everyone for being so low IQ”

  18. Rank 1018@handledByHandle17.3K likes

    “"the more you go into the book the darker it gets" he really meant it”

  19. Rank 1019@CAX49
    @CAX49

    1 comment

    17.3K likes

    “VSauce always teaches me the most absurd stuff, like that 2019 was 4 years ago.”

  20. Rank 1020@pepe_walnuts
    @pepe_walnuts

    1 comment

    17.3K likes

    “"the fish took it's own x-ray" is probably the first time that's been said in human history”

  21. Rank 1021@walden8008
    @walden8008

    1 comment

    17.3K likes

    “If anyone's stuck on "There are Two Errors in the the Title of This Book", the first one is "the the". The second one is stating that there are two errors, while there is only one, which creates a paradox by infinitely confirming and disproving itself.”

  22. Rank 1022@indranighoshal523217.2K likes

    “Y'all, that astronomer did have a good ending. He married his ex-girlfriend, his research was credited to him, separate estate was given to him AND he got back in the Royal Academy Of Sciences. :)”

  23. Rank 1023@Flistered
    @Flistered

    1 comment

    17.2K likes

    “When you clean a vaccum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.”

  24. Rank 1024@owl280
    @owl280

    1 comment

    17.2K likes

    “"nothing" is a palindrome, too. spell it backwards, you get "gnihton", which also means nothing.”

  25. Rank 1025@PROWWERS
    @PROWWERS

    1 comment

    17.2K likes

    “Michael keeps posting shorts that answer all the questions I had as a child. He's a hero.”

Top comments

  1. Rank 1@Master_Player900@Master_Player9001M likes

    “It didn’t happen because I’m so strong, EVEN THOUGH I AM” Vsauce just proved his forbidden power

    Thermite Balls3y agoView on YouTube
  2. Rank 2@cl4ud1us43@cl4ud1us43553.3K likes

    Nothing can stop Michael right now, he started eating raw metals

    The Only Element You Can Chew Like Gum3y agoView on YouTube
  3. Rank 3@deadlysin8413@deadlysin8413438.9K likes

    If Vsauce didn't upload anymore, we know that he ate the wrong silica gel Or did he?

    The Most Irresponsible Thing I Own4y agoView on YouTube
  4. Rank 4@lbow5479@lbow5479424.6K likes

    that's the slickest move a book cover designer could've made damn

    O.J.'s 'Confession'4y agoView on YouTube
  5. Rank 5@elias4374@elias4374418.3K likes

    Vsauce just casually spoiled the entire book

    ABC3D4y agoView on YouTube
  6. Rank 6@Sweettooth1231@Sweettooth1231367.5K likes

    Only michael can make my lazy ass solve a maze

    Can You Solve This Word Puzzle?2y agoView on YouTube
  7. Rank 7@aquabuddha@aquabuddha344.2K likes

    The answer is ONLY. Was stoned enough to do the maze.

    Can You Solve This Word Puzzle?2y agoView on YouTube
  8. Rank 8@andreithepro3708@andreithepro3708331.4K likes

    Oed the gh?

    Forbidden Spellings3y agoView on YouTube
  9. Rank 9@Rusty_Spy@Rusty_Spy320.7K likes

    Michael is slowly reverting back to his primordial form

    the circle dot trick4y agoView on YouTube
  10. Rank 10@supers0n1cb00m@supers0n1cb00m301.3K likes

    I love how in this short Michael was completely serious, no jokes or gags. Just showing respect to someone who did not get it in his time.

    The Man Who Saved The World1y agoView on YouTube

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